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| Site Index / My Book / Blog Index / Family /Wayman Communications / Benton / Christian CLICK HERE TO E-Mail US Copyright 2009 by Gordon Wayman All Rights Reserved Site Designed by WAYMAN COMMUNICATIONS |
WHILE YOU DO YOUR BUSINESS
Funny and Motivational Stories to make you
Laugh in all the Right Places
This book is not a coffee table book, it is a
bathroom book, designed to be read in the
bathroom … While You Do Your Business.
However, you may also enjoy reading it on an
airplane, in the park, during your break at
work or before you go to bed at night. Author
Gordon Wayman tells humorous and
motivational stories that will help you laugh in
all the right places, featuring true stories from
his real life experiences. From hilarious
family tales, to Gordon meeting President
Nixon, to being mistaken for an assassin by
Jerry Falwell’s bodyguard, you’ll read all
about Gordon’s travels and see how humor
pops up everywhere. Also included are
Gordon’s hilarious “complaint letters” and his
experiences hosting a foreign exchange
student. You will go through this book with a
smile on your face, laughing yourself silly day
in and day out. Best of all, you can
accomplish all of this While You Do Your
Business!
Funny and Motivational Stories to make you
Laugh in all the Right Places
This book is not a coffee table book, it is a
bathroom book, designed to be read in the
bathroom … While You Do Your Business.
However, you may also enjoy reading it on an
airplane, in the park, during your break at
work or before you go to bed at night. Author
Gordon Wayman tells humorous and
motivational stories that will help you laugh in
all the right places, featuring true stories from
his real life experiences. From hilarious
family tales, to Gordon meeting President
Nixon, to being mistaken for an assassin by
Jerry Falwell’s bodyguard, you’ll read all
about Gordon’s travels and see how humor
pops up everywhere. Also included are
Gordon’s hilarious “complaint letters” and his
experiences hosting a foreign exchange
student. You will go through this book with a
smile on your face, laughing yourself silly day
in and day out. Best of all, you can
accomplish all of this While You Do Your
Business!
Book Table of Contents:
CHAPTER 1: START YOUR DAY WITH A LAUGH
- Buffy “How about a Boiled Egg?”
- The Chicago Public Library Rules - “Criminals Beware!”
- Small Town Pride - “Darn proud to be from Benton!”
- London, England - “Oh, How Different”
- The Weather Man - “I Can’t Believe I’m on TV!”
- My San Diego Trip - “Never Travel with Two Women”
- Politics - “The Art of Riding the Fence”
CHAPTER 2: BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY WITH “THE FAMILY”
- The Mailman - “I just love your Postcards”
- The Salty Potatoes - “Dishes anyone?”
- My Grandmother - “A Special Lady”
- Routines - “Do It Today…Or Die!”
- Grandma Wayman “Her view of Television”
- My Grandfather -“Play the Cards Fair!”
- Parents -“Can They Follow Directions?”
- Drugs in Benton - “My Mom in the Middle”
CHAPTER 3: MOTIVATE YOUR DAY
- The Difference between a Malt and a Shake - “One Cherry
or two?” - Perception is everything “The Biggest Building in the World”
- My Special London Friend - “Oh, What a Different World”
- The Salary Game - “How much do you make?”
- The Doctors Office - “What an Experience”
- The Neurologist Office “The Visit”
- The Anniversary Dinner - “How Did That Happen?”
- Politics - “The Selling of the Candidates”
- The Jerry Falwell Story - “Mistaken for an Assassin”
- Running a Campaign - “The Flight of My Life!”
- Meet Somebody Famous “It pays to be Consistent”
- How I met Johnny Carson
- My Spanish Class - “How’s Norman?”
CHAPTER 5: THINK OF STUPID THINGS YOU DID
- Embarrassing Moments - “If they could see me now?”
- Fast Food Restaurants - “I’ll Take a Hot Fudge Sunday
Instead!” - The Submarine Experience - “Avoid at All Cost!”
- Return to Sender - “Why Don’t We All Try This?”
CHAPTER 6: MY LETTERS
- The Car Rental - “I have a reservation!”
- My London Hotel Experience -“Oh, what comfort!”
- My St. Paul Hotel Experience - “Exceeding Your Expectation”
- My Omaha Hotel Experience - “The 5 a.m. Wake-up Alarm!”
- A Special Invitation - “Women like Me”
CHAPTER 7: LAUGH YOURSELF TO SLEEP
- Sweat Dreams - “What a Night!”
- Working 9 to 5 - “Jokes Anyone?”
- Motor Vehicle Stories - “Say What?”
- Dealing with Other Managers - “The Step Child”
- My AAMVA Stories - “My Days as Committee Chair”
- Fast Food Employees - “Things Kids Say”
- Credit Cards - “Earn those Points”
- The Lost Credit Card - “Going on Line”
- Save the Environment -“Help Us Save Us Money!”
CHAPTER 8: GOOD NIGHT, CHARLOTTE
- My Wife - “The Domestic Manager”
- Taking Responsibility - “Whose Fault is It?”
- Women’s Magazine - “Dangerous Writings!”
- The Cat and the Wife - “My Two Girls”
- Dating the Wife - “Change of Taste!”
- Leaving the Wife on a Jet Plane - “Well, just in case!”
CHAPTER 9: OUR DAUGHTER AMANDA
- The Pregnancy - “The Baby!”
- Amanda - “The First Year!”
- Amanda - “The Terrible Twos!”
- Amanda Quotes at age Three - “Say What?”
- Amanda at Age Four - “Big Girl Yet?”
CHAPTER 10: OUR SON HORST
- Picking Horst
- The Arrival - The Baggage Claim Experience
- Trip to Wal-Mart - Can I Borrow Your Rubber?
- Americans from Mars, Germans from Venus
- The Many faces of Horst
- Stupid Questions Asked to A Foreign Exchange Student
- More on Horst!
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